But really though. Bill Simmons pleaded with HBO during his show Any Given Wednesday on June 29 to restore Game of Thrones character Theon Greyjoy’s castrated manhood.
Alfie Allen’s character had his junk cut off by the horrible Ramsay Bolton in season three of the hit show during one of most shocking moments ever (which is saying a lot). In case you missed it, Bolton cut off Greyjoy’s penis after capturing and torturing him, flaying off sections of his skin and even cutting off several of his fingers and toes. Renaming Theon “Reek,” Bolton then gleefully ate a sausage in front of the severed character and mailed his genitals back to his family.
Simmons’ plea to help out Theon — whose life circumstances have improved considerably since — comes after Jon Snow was brought back from the dead during season six.
"You can bring people back to life on this show, give this dude his d–k back," Simmons said during his HBO show. "I feel like a pe-heading is way worse than a beheading."
The diehard GoT fan added that the gruesome scene made him appreciate his own manhood.
"Poor Theon got his dick chopped off three season ago, and I still can't get over it," Simmons said. "No show has ever made men appreciate their penises more."